'Oh dear,' said Freddie, leaning out of the window and roaring with laughter at the other guns' filthy Landrovers, 'I forgot to chuck a bucket of mud over my car before I came out. 'You ought to be there. 'You're an expert on that subject. 'He's in disgrace,' sighed Taggie.
'And we're all having to behave ourselves, as I'm sure your husband knows. to keep their noses clean to double-page spreads with pictures charting the rise and fall of the Tory party golden boy. 'Home,' snapped Declan, 'I've got a lot of lying down todo. They have my full support, but they'll have to get someone else.
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